Week 2
Injury Report

Well boys, as if 2020 couldn’t get any worse! Starters are dropping faster than Dietrich’s panties at the draft. The waiver wire is going to be hot tonight so let's get down to business.

Keeping up with tradition, your favorite Jew has lost his first round pick again, as the always dependable Christian McCaffrey comes down with a leg injury. Will the Jew be able to find a suitable replacement on the wire? Probably not, because it kills him not to shop on sale, Jews will be Jews.

Mr. Barker, when he’s not rowing his way from the couch to the shitter, he is calling every doctor in Wisconsin to make sure Devante Adams hamstring doesn’t look like swiss cheese. I would say this is a devastating blow, but when you are done with your draft by the 4^th round there is little to worry about. Barker will continue to rack up the wins while the haters stare at their 0-2 records. Good luck Barkey, I hope to meet you in the shiva bowl.

The little flicker of hope in Mr. Pagel’s season seemed to be snuffed out with the loss of Saquon Barkley. This loss was so devastating that the rest of his team decided not to score any points in a weekend of solidarity. 76 points is nothing to laugh at, we have all been there watching your team slowly swirl down the shitter. If you have a spare moment reach out to Reece and let him know that his god awful team is not a reflection him, there is always next year bud.

Its not to often we morn the loss of remarkably mediocre receivers, but in #14's case there were probably a few tears. Courtland Sutton and Parris Campbell both out with a knee injury they sustained while kneeling during the national anthem…. Too soon?

Champ Jon got a notification while watching porn on his phone that Jimmy G now has two left feet. But when you have Drew Brees all you can say is Who Dat? This should have no affect on anything NFL related but somehow it wound up on my feed. Raheem Mostert on the other hand just had to be different and sprain his MCL. No one told him that ACL’s are in this season but whatever. Hopefully for Jon he comes back soon to help him stay out of that Sacko race.

Dan lost Breshad Perriman who hasn’t left his bench since the draft. At least we wont have to hear any excuses as to why he is fighting Dietrich for that ballsack trophy.

Last but certainly not least is Jake losing Cam Akers those 6.6 total points he posted in the first 2 weeks will surely be missed. He is listed as day to day, but the day may come soon where he is just dropped off the roster.

I want to thank you boys for tolerating my awful writing, and admiring my amazing fantasy team. I wont forget you all when I take my place at the top of the MFFL!