Quarterly Chronicles
Volume 3

SACK RACE FOR THE AGES!!

Ladies and gentlemen it has been a wild year so far for the

sacko contenders. Must wins for some have happened while others see themselves slipping

closer and closer to wearing a dress with each loss. Some may think they are clear but by week

13, we could have 6 teams tied for last place. Big game this week for 14th place and another big

game for our current sacko as he tries to claw his way out of a belly button ring. Here are the Q3

Chronicles.

The 2 managers at the top have been there for quite some time and you shouldnt be surprised

because the algorithm used to cast these projections is bulletproof (unless you are Tony). Both

Manager Chris and Manager Orzo went 3-0 thru Q3 and seem to just be skipping along to the

playoffs with no real test. They do play each other the last week of the season and should make

for a good one not only for that week but maybe a championship preview. However, Manager

Chris should beware of Orzo since it is a proven fact in this league that the fantasy gods love

babies and tend to lend a helping hand down the stretch. The one thing Chris has going for him

is his team coming in clutch. 3rd most points scored against him yet he is the highest scorer by

237 points. Absolutely wild. Who will the gods favor in this one?

Not far behind them is Manager Reece. Going 2-1 in Q3 he is still projected to finish 3rd but

could easily jump into the playoff bye week by winning out and Manager Orzo losing 1 of 3. The

other managers that earned a 2-1 record for Q3 were: Jake, Matt, Zach, and DAN!! Huge wins

for Dan as he continues to show determination not to be sacko. His current 2 game win streak

has gotten him out of 14th place for the first time this year and put him into.......13th. Not the

biggest jump but his team getting hot at this point in time is making his pants a little tight. As for

the rest of the 2-1 goers, Jake is looking at the 4th while Zach and Matt are sitting comfortably

on their couch not in the playoffs or thinking about wearing a dress next year for the draft.

Then there are those who have mini heart attacks every week with their team under performing.

Sitting at 1-2 for Q3 are managers: Gavin, Dietrich, Trevor, Tony and Ryan. Gavin is projected

to finish 5th still but when you lose to the worst team in the league it stings a little. His team

should bounce back as he is set to face off against mediocre teams for the rest of the season.

*Dietrich is having a rough year. His team has let him down all year. You can’t help but feel for

the guy as he is still so close to sacko. Having to get a belly button ring for an entire year will

ensure no summer vacation. Can you taste the silver or gold yet? Ironically enough, he is

projected to take the final spot in the playoffs. Tony sold his team and still can make it to sacko

if the stars aligned against him. Silver lining though as he would have to wear a dress but would

have great picks to think about. Trevor is looking to get 1 more win to solidify not being sacko

but playoffs are long gone. And then there is Sarros. Dropping 2 of the last 3 has put him in last

place and if he doesn't win this week against Dan, we may have decided our sacko. Is he

running out of fantasy magic? Being able to turn things around in his favor is a reason he is

respected in this league but the rest of his season doesn’t look pretty with 2 of the last 3 being

against playoff teams and championship contenders.

Lastly. The 0-3 teams of Q3. Manager Jon and Kevin have different routes this year. Jon was

initially projected to finish 11th and got all the way up to projected to finish 4th. Losing 3 in a row

has been detrimental to his playoff hopes and not Jon like fashion. If he somehow can pull these

off he has a great chance in making it but look for him to sit comfortably watching as his

Packers make a push for #1 seed in the NFC and his cousin Make a push to not be our first 2

time sacko. Kevin started the year with a projected record of 10-3 but has drastically changed

as he is now projected to finish 6-7. However, if Dietrich's team keeps up what they have been

doing all year, he can slip into that last playoff spot.

Manager Chris

Draft Projections: 1st at 12-1

Q1 Projections: 1st at 13-0

Q2 Projections: 1st at 11-2

Q3 Projections: 1st at 11-2

Manager Orzo

Draft Projections: 7th at 7-6

Q1 Projections: 2nd at 12-1

Q2 Projections: 2nd at 9-4

Q3 Projections: 2nd at 9-4

Manager Reece

Draft Projections: 6th at 8-5

Q1 Projections: 11th at 3-10

Q2 Projections: 3rd at 9-4

Q3 Projections: 3rd at 9-4

Manager Gavin

Draft Projections: 2nd at 10-3

Q1 Projections: 3rd at 10-3

Q2 Projections: 6th at 8-5

Q3 Projections: 5th at 8-5

Manager Jon

Draft Projections: 11th at 4-9

Q1 Projections: 7th at 8-5

Q2 Projections: 4th at 9-4

Q3 Projections: 10th at 5-8

Manager Kevin

Draft Projections: 3rd at 10-3

Q1 Projections: 13th at 2-11

Q2 Projections: 7th at 7-6

Q3 Projections: 7th at 6-7

Manager Jake

Draft Projections: 5th at 8-5

Q1 Projections: 4th at 9-4

Q2 Projections: 8th at 7-6

Q3 Projections: 4th at 8-5

Manager Zach

Draft Projections: 12 at 3-10

Q1 Projections: 8th at 6-7

Q2 Projections: 10th at 5-8

Q3 Projections: 8th at 6-7

Manager Knott

Draft Projections: 8th at 6-7

Q1 Projections: 9th at 5-8

Q2 Projections: 12th at 4-9

Q3 Projections: 9th at 6-7

Manager Tony

Draft Projections: 10th at 4-9

Q1 Projections: 12th at 3-10

Q2 Projections: 13th at 4-9

Q3 Projections: 13th at 5-8

Manager Trevor

Draft Projections: 9th at 6-7

Q1 Projections: 10th at 4-9

Q2 Projections: 9th at 6-7

Q3 Projections: 12th at 5-8

Manager Dietrich

Draft Projections: 4th at 9-4

Q1 Projections: 5th at 8-5

Q2 Projections: 5th at 8-5

Q3 Projections: 6th at 6-7

Manager Sarros

Draft Projections: 13th at 3-10

Q1 Projections: 6th at 8-5

Q2 Projections: 11th at 4-9

Q3 Projections: 14th at 3-10

Manager Dan

Draft Projections: 14th at 1-12

Q1 Projections: 14th at 0-13

Q2 Projections: 14th at 1-12

Q3 Projections: 11th at 5-8

Leading the charge in the following:

Mr. Tryhard - Matt Orzolek

Mr. Underwhelming - Kevin Holland