Sacko Watch - Week 6

Weasel Asswipe DBag (Chris B.)

I still sit on first place with a comfortable point lead but must not let Sacko beat me in Week 7. I love that Dan got his first win of the season. Very happy for him. The only downfall was that Sacko also fell into the winner’s circle by playing a team that threw up 53 points. Oh yeah, I also had Kamara on a bye week. Should probably look to start playing that Justin Jefferson guy more. He’s pretty good. Oh, one last thing. Fuck Gardner Minshew. Naughty Naughty!

The Hebrew Nail (Zach G.)

I’ll keep it short and simple. Zach had Mr. Ultimate or whatever the fuck Russell Wilson goes by on a bye along with Josh Jacobs. You can’t win in the MFFL if you don’t score 100 points. Facts on Facts on Facts.

Bench Your Teams (Jake W.)

Jake, you can’t win and score less than 100 points. Plain and simple. Also, if you even read these things I’m interested in Darren Waller.

DTRICKABITCH (Trevor C.)

This maybe the worst fantasy performance in the history of the MFFL. I’m sure no one is surprised that Trevor was the one to accomplish that achievement. Aaron Rodgers scored -.20, Green Bay Defense scores -1.0 points Zeke couldn’t hold onto the ball and Melvin Gordon is so over playing for the Broncos he got a DUI. Dtick, you’re the luckiest son of a bitch in this league. Both of your wins have come against teams that have scored 108 points and not 53 points. I hope you get Sacko still. Trevor, if you even read these, I’m interested in Hockenson or Graham.

The Great Goatse (Ryan S.)

Ryan, let’s see the tank take the full effect. Players I am interested in are Hunt, Kelce and David Johnson. Let’s make a Deal Bitch. Oh, and you can’t win if you only score 100 points. Embarrassing performance all around.

Meh (Jon J.)

Jon, I am interested in Hunter Henry. Your team sucks, so you might as well just sit between 7-11 place the rest of the year.

Kanye 2020

Tony, you should be thanking God that Trevor threw up 53 points this week or we’d all be laughing at you. However, you still sit in 5^th place with a 4-2 record. VERY NICE! However, you can’t win if you score less than 100 points.