Week 11
Injury Report

Rough week at the QB position for our current leader in the standings. Kyler Murray suffers a sprained AC joint in Thursdays shootout. This should benefit Drake and Edmonds as you would imagine they would try to take it easy on Murray by running and keeping passes short. Breaking news by the beat writer Mr. Asswipe DBag, Joe Borrow has been confirmed to have “Corona of the Knee” keeping him off the field the rest of the season. Fauci and other top officials have brought together a think tank to figure out how to properly attach Borrow’s leg. More info to follow when Mr. Asswipe DBag returns from his vision quest in the Carolina’s. D’Andre Swift will return though making that lineup of running backs even more terrifying.

Poor Gavin, just when things start to look up for him the Fantasy Gods drop trough and squeeze out a little reality check. Julio Jones has had an awful year when it comes to injuries, last Sunday his day was cut short with a hamstring injury. But on the bright side David Montgomery could both see the field in week 12, Golladay could be a major asset in the playoffs if he stays healthy. Don’t get me wrong Gavin has a strong team and will probably make the playoffs. But he will need some luck to be on his side if he expects to make it to the finals. Hopefully that luck happens against Barkers team and not mine.

Former Champ current Chump Jon lost a major asset in Drew Brees. Good thing he was able to snag Taysom Hill who put up 24pts in his first start. I haven’t seen someone work so hard to get out of a dress since I stopped wanking it to the BBW tab on Pornhub.

Jake, another playoff contender had a little bit of a scare when JuJu Smith-Schuster left for a good chunk of the 4^th quarter with an apparent ankle injury. He was back at practice on Tuesday and all signs are pointing to him playing on Sunday.

Gentleman and (yet to be appointed) Sexy Sticker Sloot. We have been blessed this year, some more than others. But we all need to look back and see that no matter how fucked up and weird this season was, we should be grateful that we even have a season at all to help distract us from the current situation our country is in. No matter how this pandemic has affected your life, good or bad, we can all agree that there is no better feeling than getting a fantasy win, or watching as one of your guys drops 30pts. There is always a bright side and even if you don’t have a chance to win this year, we all win next year when we get to ridicule our Sacko and maybe throw a dose of sexual harassment that even Weinstein would be proud of. Good luck the rest of the way boys, only a few weeks left in this rat race, lets enjoy it before we have to return to a life without fantasy.