Week 9
Injury Report

Lady’s and Gent’s after a brief sabbatical and reconnection with my Jewish heritage. I have decided to continue to write articles for the illiterate and mentally handicapped members of the MFFL. Not because they are the only ones that will read my incoherent ramblings, but because I get a juicy write-off for charity work.

Speaking of charity work, David Montgomery may help spark the Bears offence with his ass planted on the bench. Gavin would have gotten some good weeks out of Montgomery had he been a waiver wire pickup but for a 3^rd round draft pick he definitely fell short of the goal line. He will have 2 weeks off and return against a Minnesota team that looks to be getting better every week.

David Johnson was seeing stars after a big hit from the Jacksonville D. He was overheard on the sideline asking Romeo Crennel why he wasn’t one of those stars he saw. Romeo told him that he was one of the few 3^rd round picks in the MFFL that was actually worse than David Montgomery. Must be a David thing this year. Unfortunately for Jon, Sarros won’t be starting him this week making his matchup just a little more difficult.

And last, the hardest pill to swallow the White Mamba, White Lightning, the greatest white running back ever to handle the ball, is hurt again. After sitting out 6 weeks, coming back and almost dropping 40, he hurts his damn shoulder. Who knows how long he will be out this time. All I know is that the Hebrew hammers need him back soon with tough matchups against Reece, Jake, Trevor. Then there is the matchup of the year, the always oppressed Hebrew Hammers vs. the evil empire that is the Weasel Asswipe DBag.

There is no better time of year than now. Trades are coming in left and right, managers are risking it all for that beautiful new trophy and 2K. Others are setting themselves up for next year, some may have set up for next year a wee bit to early. I wanted to take this moment to thank Sarros for making this years sacko race more interesting. And Dan congrats on dropping your fantasy schlong on the board with a whopping 163.9pts, the fantasy gods must not want you in a dress.